alekba Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 - Mama sto se strika Draganov sin zove Vuk? - Zato sto njegova mama voli zivotinje -A sto se teta Slavicina cerka zove Ruza? -Zato sto njena mama voli cvece -A sta ti volis mama? - Djokice, prestani da me zapitkujes Za vas ni mrtav ne bih glasao!!! -... hoces, hoces :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alekba Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alekba Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 A truck driver, who drives his semi-trailer in open country, has an extreme desire to pee but has trouble finding a place to park his 38 tons. Fortunately, arrived in a small village, he spots a location. He immediately gets off his big truck to piss against a wall nearby. Suddenly, a little old woman is coming up behind him. She pats on her back saying timidly: - " Can I see it ? " The trucker is hiding a little better and answers the old lady: - "Hey, you're not fine, no! " The little lady insists: "Ah, my boy, it's been ten years since my old Marcel was no longer in this world. I didn't had the opportunity since to see one. Can I see it, please? " - "I told you no and, in addition, we could see us! " - "But no, no one will see us, I'm all alone in the village. Can I see it, pleaaaase !? " So while looking around to check, the trucker slowly turns around, and show his dick to the old lady. -"Hoooo, it' soooo beautiful, I can't believe my eyes, what a master piece!" The truck driver thanks the grandma for her nice comment, and start to put back his genitals in his pant, when the lady stop him. -"Listen, I know there will be a long time before I see one again, maybe I would not even have the occasion, could you do me a last favor, let me touch it, please, oh pleaaaase!" The truck driver, still happy with the good comment, and thinking that she was probably right, and that she will probably never see another one before to pass away, decide to agree to her request, and then open his pant, for her to be able to access his "master piece". Immediately the little old lady, catches one of his balls in her left hand, and says: - "Oh, this is one is heavy, would you mind if I touch the other one to compare?" - "At this point, I can't refuse you anything anymore, but be quick please!" The old lady then, catches the other one in her right hand while still having the other one in her left hand, and like castanets, she strikes them violently against each other like cymbals rhythmically rumbling: - "DO / NOT / PISS / AGAINST / MY / WALL! " - "DO / NOT / PISS / AGAINST / MY / WALL! " - "DO / NOT / PISS / AGAINST / MY / WALL! " - "DO / NOT / PISS / AGAINST / MY / WALL! " - "DO / NOT / PISS / AGAINST / MY / WALL! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzan Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 -Mama, dira me jedan crni dečak! -Ošinigga! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tra-la-la Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 ... 27 godina kasnije Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alekba Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 Kakvu sam rakiju ispekao, zena sama trazila da je bijem.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tra-la-la Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 Sećate se kad smo svi svojevremeno išli na regrutaciju? E, pa onda dođe onaj deo kad treba i da spustiš ćega. A sad zamislite kakav je (bio) život tih ljudi s' druge strane gaća..? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneHead Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 On 10/8/2019 at 1:06 AM, alekba said: Kakvu sam rakiju ispekao, zena sama trazila da je bijem.... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tra-la-la Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 ^ Brutal! Nego, odgledah i sezonu Mandolorian-a... Brate, svaka čast kako su se iscimali da održe debilnu estetiku prva tri dela Star Wars-a (a i prethodnih epizda for that matter). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tra-la-la Posted May 19, 2021 Report Share Posted May 19, 2021 Dis sam brutal šit..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tra-la-la Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 III Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alekba Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 Ne kuzim..... Moze pomoc? Iz publike ili ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alekba Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Shit Happens in various World Religious (generationterrorists.com) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tra-la-la Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 Svaki ateist koji "masturbira" na Ničea je kompletna budala. I to nam je to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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