Why I lost faith in humanity..., peer to peer fun

[Aneley]

Skinuto sa www.bash.org, vredi citati.


<Tall Israeli> I think just about anyone who meets me and talks to me for long enough comes to terms with the fact that I am a very sick, twisted person. Also factor in a few mountain dews, a Peer-to-Peer connection, and boredom and you get what might be the funniest combination imaginable.
I had been downloading music yesterday evening. Led Zeppelin, REO Speedwagon, Flock of Seagulls, things like that. Then I realized that it'd be a funny joke to play on people if I were to change "Keep on Rolling" to "Hot Lesbian Sex". I watched as within minutes this file got 50 downloads. I was astounded.
Then the Tom got an idea.
An awful idea.
The Tom got a wonderful awful idea.
What if, perhaps, I was to change some of these names to sick pornography titles? I wonder if I'd get any bites?
And this is where the fun begins.
The first title I put up was "Naked boys dancing and eating cake." I sat in anticipation, waiting for my first download. Success, the first download came. Then the second. Then the third. This baby was steamrolling down the information super highway like a trucker with a hardon that has 2 miles left to the next truck stop. Before I knew it, I was getting twenty downloads. Then thirty. Then fifty. Can you imagine that in the end, rather than getting dancing boys naked and indulging themselves with sweets and frolicking in a dewy meadow, one-hundred thirty two people got a disappointing video of Led Zeppelin performing "Dazed and Confused" in front of a live audience? At this point, I had no choice but to continue.
The second title I put up was "My Ex-Girlfriend mowing the lawn naked." I thought that this was too far out to get any downloads. Alas, I was wrong. It got a download. Then two. Then thirty. In the end, seventy-eight sweaty, drooling fudges wanted to see my ex girlfriend mow the lawn stark naked. She's not even that hot. Rather then get their lawn-mowing beauty, they got the song "Ozone baby."
For the third title, I decided to transform "White Wedding" into the more intriguing "Elephant cock horse." I wish I could say I was kidding when this thing was downloaded one hundred eighty seven times. I guess there is something about horses and elephants showing their cocks that bring out the best in people. I nearly died of laughter at this point. "How can nearly two hundred people want to see naked animals? They're ALWAYS naked!" For sanctity's sake, we're going to leave this as a mystery. I hope I turned some people on to Billy Idol, hopefully distracting them long enough to forget that masturbating to horse and elephant genitalia are not really something their mothers would be proud of.
I couldn't stop myself from doing another. "Grandma Bingo Sex." Short and sweet. I couldn't stop myself from amusing.........myself..... "Grandma Bingo Sex." Surely not a common scenario, and surely not a scenario that would arouse many a twisted psyche. Apparently I know nothing about the human psyche. One hundred twenty two. ONE HUNDRED TWENTY TWO PEOPLE would like to see grandma getting bent over the bingo table, game card in hand, getting donkey punched by a 90 year old addle brained porn star. I rubbed my eyes just to double check. My eyes had to be lying to my brain. My penis had shriveled to the size of a 2 day old Wendys chicken nugget.
They asked for Grandma.
They got Joan Jett.
At this point I had to start taking puffs of my albuteral inhaler to keep from suffocating myself with laughter. "Girl on girl toe insertion (LEGAL)" was my next proud creation. Everyone likes 38 Special, so everyone won't feel like such dumb-asses after downloading this footy piece of crap. Never underestimate the inertia traveling behind a toe inserting itself into a rectum, friends. It's like a fudging semi hurling down Interstate 40 in the noonday sun. One hundred twelve people wanted to jerk to this. God have mercy on us.
At this point, for some odd reason, the user name "Enraged Baboon" popped into my head. "Enraged Baboon fudging a nipple factory." No way in hell would this get many downloads. Who could possibly type in any or all of those keywords? I guess people like seeing sweaty red-ass baboons, nostrils flaring, banging their chests like Marky Mark in the movie "Fear", having sex WITH each other in a factory that produces baby-bottle nipples. Imagine what those children would look like. One hundred seventy two people typed those magic words into Limewire, and got a hot steaming pile of monkey love. Well, it was Pink Floyd, but a man can dream, cant he?
This could all seem very disturbing. My final experiment, however, made me dizzy as my precious sack retreated into my pelvis. ...THREE PEOPLE...three disgusting, drooling, perverted, fudged up people, wielding a box of Puffs Plus and a tube of Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion, bright eyed and bushy tailed, wanted to see "An emu taking a vicious dump." How does one take a VICIOUS dump and how does an EMU take one, for that matter?
Ladies and gentlemen: this is why I have lost every last ounce of faith in humanity.
If I may quote Method:
"You're going to make a lot of sick people very unhappy."

[DeathCard]

prvo je bilo

ali se ubrzo pretvorilo u

haahaha

stvarno je vredelo procitati

[syndrome]

"How can nearly two hundred people want to see naked animals? They're ALWAYS naked!"

Ovo je stvarno strasno. Iskreno se nadam da je vecina downloada potekla od botova na porno sajtovima.

[HaL[1338]]

naterao sam se da procitam skoro 2/3ine...

[misk0]

Bas i ne kontam smisao. Od ne znam ni ja koliko miliona ljudi koji su na Internetu, 120 ih je moglo slucajno kliknuti, tj greskom. Kad pogledas 120 od 10.000.000 je jakooooo mizernooo malo.
Druga stvari, sto u zavisnosti od vrste share mreze, moguce je da su fajl skidali i ljudi koji su bas trazili taj sadrzaj. Recimo DC++ ima mogucnost trazenja fajla preko TTH code-a koji je kreiran na osnovu sadrzaja fajla, tj mozes staviti 100 razlicitih naziva za isti fajl i on ce ih naci..

[santino]

^

[pailhead]

Joj pliz jel moze neko da preprica ovo?

*edit*

Joj procitao sam pocetak, sta lik je fasciniran sto je na internetu od stotine miliona ljudi nasao 180 perverznjaka

Postoje dva aspekta sa kojih bih ja posmatrao ove stvari:

-Na sta neki ljudi trose bandwidth, nekako mi je to nemoralno. Evo dizajn zona je sigurno prepuna ljudi koji su u najboljem slucaju na 56k a siguran sam da ih ima dosta sa dvojnicima i pcm uredjajima, a ti ljudi pokusavaju da nauce nesto.

-Na p2p mrezama nemaju svi korisnici 5mbit down stream, vec i tu ima dosta ljudi koji su i dalje na 56k, ili nekim sporim dsl, cable wifi konekcijama. Slati desetine megabajta laznog sadrzaja pa i totalnom perverznjaku je meni totalno bezveze. Ja recimo ne znam nikog osim sebe da ne gotivi rotten.com. Ako moji drugari i drugarice za koje barem mislim da su savrseno normalni, vole s vremena na vreme da pogledaju kako izgleda kada ljudi jedu svoja ili tudja govna, ili kako izgleda lice nakon sto je glavi pucano u potiljak, siguran sam da imam i nekog drugara ili drugaricu koji iste stvari trazi i na p2p mrezama...
Mada opet, vracam se na ono prvo, na sta ljudi troshe bandwidth, ko se namuci da skine ovako nesto... i zasluzuje da taj fajl bude nesto deseto. Ali totalno je bezveze u obrnutom slucaju, skidas recimo neki spot, a ono bude neka pornografija.

[syndrome]

misk0 & pailhead:
Jebote, al filozofirate. Prvo potrudite se da procitate tekst i da ga dobro prevedete.
Drugo, misk0 nemas 10.000.000 korisnika na nekoj odredjenoj p2p mrezi. Trece, cak i ako imas toliko korisnika, da bi dosao do pomenutih fajlova, moras da ukucas kljucne reci. Tu nema greske. 120 ljudi je trazilo bas fajlove sa takvim imenima, jer i da su ukucali kljucne reci koje se ticu neceg drugog, na kraju su ipak kliknuli na ovaj fajl, cije ime je bilo dovoljno jasno.

Pail, dobili su muziku. Sta je tu toliko strasno, ako uzmes u obzir da su trazili da vide guranje noznog prsta u cmar??!! Puh-leease.

[misk0]

misk0 & pailhead:
Jebote, al filozofirate. Prvo potrudite se da procitate tekst i da ga dobro prevedete.
Drugo, misk0 nemas 10.000.000 korisnika na nekoj odredjenoj p2p mrezi. Trece, cak i ako imas toliko korisnika, da bi dosao do pomenutih fajlova, moras da ukucas kljucne reci. Tu nema greske. 120 ljudi je trazilo bas fajlove sa takvim imenima, jer i da su ukucali kljucne reci koje se ticu neceg drugog, na kraju su ipak kliknuli na ovaj fajl, cije ime je bilo dovoljno jasno.

Syndrome nije filozofija vec konkretne cinjenice. Da si procitao moj post (bez prevoda) mogao si da shvatis o cemu pricam.
Na eMule ili eDonkey mrezi najveci server je znao imati oko 900.000 trenutnih usera. Kazaa je znala imati i vishe koliko se sjecam.
120 od 900.000 je jaaaakoooooo malllliii procenat.

Druga stvar koju sam objasnjavao je TTH tj HASH trazenje. Svaki fajl na nekoj p2p mrezi ima svoj TTH koji ga jedinstveno identifikuje. Na taj nacin ako znas TTH od tog fajla (koji je dugacak nekih 30ak karaktera) mozes lako i nepogresivo da ga nadjes. To znaci da takvom vrstom pretrage nalazis na SVE fajlove koji imaju isti sadrzaj a da ti fajlovi mogu imati razlicite nazive i ekstenzije.
Znaci da ako sam ja trazio spot od Led Zeppelin lako sam mogao biti svrstan u tu grupu 'ludaka' a da NISAM trazio te rijeci koje je on naveo u nazivu fajla.

[Aneley]

Au brate mili, pa ja sam postovala nesto sto mi je u datom trenutku delovalo smesno (izmedju ostalog nacin na koji je lik opisao sve to), a vi od toga napravili raspravu o tehnoloskim karakteristikama i moralno-filozofskim implikacijama koriscenja p2p programa.

Lighten up for fuck's sake.

[pailhead]

E jeste, na to sam totalno zaboravio, emule fajlove kad skidas, bez obzira sta si ti trazio mozes skidati isti fajl sa 5 razlicitih imena.